Male Ultracore: A bigger erection? You don’t know the half of it!
Does Male UltraCore™ actually work?
Does it make women’s jaws drop quickly followed by their panties?
Does it make getting hard easy?
Just ask my wife. Oh, yeah, you can ask my girlfriend, too.
(I’m joking about the girlfriend bit. My wife is the only sexual partner I’m ever going to need and, because of Male UltraCore, I’m 100% positive I’m the only sexual partner she’s ever going to need, too).
Before I get into all the nitty gritty about what makes this supplement the best there is on the market, let me tell you a little bit about myself.
I’m an average guy, not handsome, not ugly. I keep in shape. I mean, I go to the gym a few times a week but I’m not exactly going round telling people how much I can bench, you know what I mean?
In other words, I’m not some ripped dude with bulging muscles. I’m not out there banging porn stars or supermodels or any of that BS some guys claim. But let me tell you, I am a sex god. I bang my wife – every night and pretty much every morning also – and I am happy with that. Happy? That doesn’t even come close to describing how I feel since I’ve been taking Male UltraCore.
Let me give you the topline on this amazing product that has taken my sex life to new heights – and new lengths!
So, what does this amazing supplement promise? A bigger erection, a harder erection, increased libido, more frequent erections, and a BIGGER ERECTION. Wait, did I just write bigger erection twice? Yep. Let’s face it, that’s what the ladies demand. Here’s a statistic that is really going to shock you: 92% of women say they have broken up with a man because his erection was too small! All you little dicks out there, watch out!
Let’s break all this stuff down so you can get the real skinny on what it takes to get a huge chubby! (Sorry, I couldn’t resist that pun. Forgive me, I’m on Cloud F**king 9 right now: my wife and I had sex last night that was like our third date, our honeymoon, and that time in the ot tub in Atlantic City all rolled into one).
Let’s go deep inside
Male UltraCore is 100% the real deal. It’s nothing like all that other stuff out there. You know the stuff I’m talking about. You’d be better off smothering your dick with honey than taking any of those. I’m messing with you, of course, but those other supplements? Useless.
First of all, Male UltraCore is the leading male enhancement supplement brand and it is stacked with authentic, high-potency ingredient compounds. Let’s take a look at one of those ingredients.
TongKat Ali. That’s a weird name, I know, but this is what you could call the core of Male UltraCore. TongKat Ali provides key improvements to libido, size, and stamina. It improves the production of testosterone and also has the potent PDE-5 inhibitor properties that increase the hardness of your erection and makes it last longer. I have no idea what a PDE-5 inhibitor is but I know what it does! A lot of other supplements have TongKat Ali in them, of course, but Male UltraCore has an industry-leading standardized extract of the stuff.
I’m no scientist so I had to look up on the Internet what the hell ‘standardized extract’ meant and why it mattered. Here’s what I found: It turns out that 500mgs of one ingredient is not the same as 500mgs of the exact same ingredient. You have to look for the % sign because that tells you how strong the key components are within that ingredient. The bigger the %, the bigger the…well, you know. There are companies out there whose ingredients are only 1%! Want to take a guess the % in Male UltraCore? Up to 50%! Yes, 50 times more.
That’s a lot of math. But it adds up to something big, something that makes my wife’s jaw drop. And I can guarantee it’ll make all the ladies’ jaws drop for you, too.
But before you run off and press BUY NOW, I want to tell you a little bit more about how Male UltraCore is made and what makes it so mind-blowingly amazing.
It’s got something called Vasodilator Ingredients with Penile Expansion or VI-PEX for short. What this is is a highly potent combination of ingredients that boost the blood flow to your penis. Result? A bigger, harder dick. But VI-PEX on its own doesn’t get the results you’re craving: there’s something called Sustained Testosterone Enhancement Method (STEM) in there too. That’s a complex technology that synergizes testosterone production, retention, and enhancement. That’s a lot of fancy words that mean your dick will be bigger and harder for longer.
And talking of fancy words, the formula they put together to make all this possible is backed up by something like 75 pages of scientific findings, clinical tests, and what they call double-blind studies. In other words, it’s clinically proven by a bunch of eggheads who, I’m sure, take their white coats off the second they get home so they can do some serious double-blind studying of their wet and welcoming wives.
VI-PEX and STEM technology working together is a pretty powerful combination, from what I can tell (and from what I can feel). You’re basically getting more blood volume and more blood pressure to your penis and that triggers the expansion of the tissue down there and, voila, you look down and, you’re like, oh-my-god-where-did-that-monster-come-from.
Bang, bang, you’re red
There’s a bunch more stuff I want to tell you about, but you’re going to have excuse me for a little bit: my wife’s stirring and so are my loins.
I’m back. Sorry, that took a little longer than I thought. Actually, it took a lot longer – but that’s because these days I’m a lot longer.
I think I told you my wife and I have been married for over ten years, right? Well, our sex life has NEVER been dull, but since I started taking Male UltraCore, we are now having the best sex we’ve ever had. I’m talking about the type of sex you normally see in porn. If you want that, if you want to make your sex life go from OK to F**king A, this is the only supplement you need.
Can I get a little personal here? When I first tried this supplement, I was suspicious. It’s only natural to be. There are so many other things out there that promise this and guarantee that, you’d be a sucker if you believed every single word of what they say. So, yeah, I was suspicious. But a good friend of mine persuaded me to try it out. Here’s how our conversation went:
RON You ever try one of those pills that makes your you-know-what bigger?
ME Give me a break. Those things don’t work.
RON You don’t think there’s a supplement that does what it says, that’ll make your you-know-what bigger and harder?
ME I’m skeptical, I’m not going to lie.
RON You don’t believe it’s possible to have so much sex that you you-know-what becomes as red as old Santa Claus’ hat? That it chafes and you feel as though you have to stick a bag of frozen peas on it just to calm that thing down?
RON You know what?
RON Take a look at my you-know-what and you’ll be convinced.
Dear Reader, I’ll spare you the details, but let’s say that I got a good look at Ron’s you-know-what. It was redder than Santa Claus’ hat stuck on top of a fire truck driving through a strawberry field.
I ordered my first batch of Male UltraCore the same day. After a few days, my dick resembled Ron’s. My wife asked me after we’d be going hot and heavy for a couple of weeks whether I want to take a break. I know she didn’t really mean it: she’s gotten used to getting filled and she’s gotten used to all those orgasms she’s been having. No, she didn’t really mean she wanted to take a break. It’s like her mouth was saying one thing, but her eyes checking out my package were saying the other. I decided I liked what her eyes were saying more so I unzipped my pants and helped her mouth say the same, if you know what I mean.
Getting on top
I think I’ve made it pretty clear by now that this stuff works and it will change the way you see things. Not just you either. This will change the way your wife or your girlfriend or your f**kbuddy see things also – by things, I mean thing, your big, hard thing that will drive her wild. OK, then, that’s the male part of Male UltraCore.
And I told you all about TongKat Ali, that’s one of the key ingredients in taking your libido to a whole new level, making you a wild man in the sack. Anyway, Tongkat Ali, that’s the core part.
So, we’ve covered male and we’ve talked about core. That leaves only that bit in between, the ultra part, left to talk about.
The dictionary says the ultra means ‘beyond or extreme’. Oh, yeah. That about sums this stuff up: beyond anything you’ve ever imagined, extreme sex awaits!
But ultra also means superior and that’s exactly what you’re getting here: an all-natural, no drug, no prescription needed, totally superior product. Think of it as the Lamborghini of male supplements or the caviar of male supplements or the…Well, it doesn’t really matter how you think of because thinking is going to go out the window because doing is so much more exciting than thinking. Let’s face it, most of us have got a dick for a brain anyway.
We all want things that are superior, whether that’s a house or a job or a car or a girlfriend. We want to feel as though we’re king of the world, not just a man, The Man. Trust me, in my bedroom I am most definitely The Man. Sometimes being The Man takes a little extra effort, and maybe a little extra of the green stuff too.
You’re a smart guy. How do I know that? You’re reading this of course! I’d kidding. I know you’re a smart guy because you know the difference between value and quality, and you know that bargain basement prices usually mean bargain basement quality. You think of yourself as a bargain basement kind of guy? Of course not. You’re top notch, you’re top shelf, you’re penthouse. You know quality is worth paying more for.
I’m not going to BS you: Male UltraCore is more expensive than most of the products out there. If you just read that and decided to find something cheaper, maybe you’re not as smart as I thought.
Come and cum again
Like every other company on the face of the planet, these people want to make money. I did a little bit of economics at school and there are two schools of thought on the best ways to make money selling things:
- Pile them high, sell them cheap. Your big box stores do this. Quantity over quality. You sell enough with decent profit margins and the cash registers get full quickly. Maybe the quality isn’t great and maybe no one’s going to buy it again but, hey, you’ve got the money already, right?
- Build loyalty. It’s pretty easy to get someone to buy your product one time, but if your product sucks, they won’t buy it again. They’re also going tell all their friends how much your product sucks. You need to make sure you’re offering something that people will want to buy again and again and again. Your profit margins might be thin, but you’ll have repeat business and happy, loyal customers.
No prize for guessing which approach Male UltraCore is taking. It turns out that they have pumped a whole bunch of money into Research & Development and spent years perfecting their product. In other words, they have the best quality ingredients and the best quality control in their manufacturing plants so you can have the best quality experience between the sheets. Or on the floor…or on the grass…or in the hot tub (ahhh, memories of Atlantic City!)…or wherever.
What happens if you’re not happy with the product? Listen, I’ve been using this for a long time and there is no way you’ll be disappointed. But let’s just imagine for a minute that pigs can fly, the moon is made of cheese, and you’re disappointed with Male UltraCore. No problemo. They are so confident in the quality of their product that they will give you a 100% money-back guarantee. No strings, no questions asked. Just your money back. You can’t say fairer than that. There’s absolutely no risk other than the risk of your dick from falling off from overuse!
You ever dream of a threesome?
Get your minds out of the gutter. Actually, you know what? Keep them there.
I’m not talking about the girl-boy-girl threesome here. Mind you, you use Male UltraCore and the women get word of what you’re packing and what you can do, you might be beating them off with a stick, you know what I mean? That fantasy might just become reality. Anyway, the threesome I’m talking about size, stamina, and sex drive. Isn’t that what every guy wants? It doesn’t matter how much like Brad Pitt he looks or how ripped he is or how much he can bench or even whether he’s bald or barely out of his teens, every single man on earth wants it bigger and longer and way, way more of it.
That’s right: from now on, you’re not just going to be getting it up, you’re going to be keeping it up. And up…and up…
Sure, there are plenty of other supplements and pills and lotions and who knows what else out there. There are ads for them all over the place. Look, I understand if maybe you’re keen to play the field, so to speak. Go ahead, try them if you want to. It’s a free country.
I guarantee you are going to be coming right back here before too long. Why? Because you are not going to find anything that works better than this. Let me repeat that: you are NOT going to find anything that works better.
You don’t want BS. You don’t want marketing gimmicks. You don’t want a whole lot of fancy-sounding science stuff. You want results. That’s exactly what you’re going to get with Male UltraCore. Big, big results. As I said at the beginning, ask my wife (as soon as she’s recovered from the multiple orgasms I gave her last night!).